Onions make you cry... out of joy

So, I don 't know of I've been clear enough, but I'm here to chase dreams. A dream. Or even maybe THE dream. If you would've asked me a couple of years ago I would've said that my dream job is to work for MTV and producing the MTV Movie Awards or something. At least one of the big award shows they host every year but I think my my dream has changed. My new dream is The Onion. Ever heard of?

Highly recommend it. theonion.com

That's where I'll be. Soon.